Whatever happened to good ol’ game night? In the era of the Wii, the ipod and the PS3, we seem to have forgotten that the human brain is capable of entertaining itself.
Here are some old lady card games that you might want to think about reviving at your next party. I would write up all the rules, but as with most old-lady games, it’s much easier to learn these games by having a kind and patient older person teach it to you, preferably over a cup of strong English breakfast tea and a cat at your feet.
The best way to learn card games is simply playing and making mistakes. Trust me, I have learned all of these games, with various results, except for the last one listed.
I have listed the games in order of complexity and the amount of wit it takes to play them. The goal is to get to a point where you can utter a charming bon mot while taking everyone’s money AND the last cookie.
Hearts – The most basic of “trump” or “trick” games. You must master this before proceeding to more complex old-lady card games. If you don’t know what a “trump” or “trick” is, you are not my audience for this blog.
Canasta – A rip-roaring wallop of a card game, preferably played by four people (that’s the minimum). The whole point is creating “melds” or suites of cards. I had a memorable Canasta game once in the Hamptons drinking white wine from a rocks glass. Now that’s living and that’s why old people play Canasta — they know what’s fun.
Pinochle – Even more complex than Canasta. Ever notice the older people who play Pinochle? You don’t want to mess with them because chances are, their memory is better than yours and they won’t hesitate to take all your money.
Cribbage – The mother of all card games because it combines a peg board AND cards. Plus you have to be really good at math because there are different scores for different hands. This is a game for the more intellectually inclined old ladies — because lemme tell you, the more you drink the WORSE you get at Cribbage unlike most card games.
Bridge — The ultimate of all old-lady card games. I have to admit, I have played all the above EXCEPT for bridge. Something about it intimidates me. It’s like the double-black-diamond of card games. Ya know why? People who are good at bridge are professionals. They just seem to jump out of the womb, knowing how to play. This is the next stage in my old-lady-hood and I am looking for a patient person who can teach me. Any takers?
hey, cribbage ain’t just for old folks ; )
card games are FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey. Old folks are a big demographic!
But I am a young folk and I like playing cribbage too. I have made an obsessive web site about it!
Ok, I AM old but don’t want to think about it…and cardgames are fun without electricity, solar power or botox.
On another front, do you think there is a market for people with cell phones that can run a cool “scoring” application for card games? My friend’s site is http://www.scorelackey.com and his name is Gary. He has one score lackey for Spades and it’s really nifty for Android cell phones. He’s doing one for Bridge (“Bridge Lackey”) and would appreciate any design suggestions for other popular games where an instant scoring machine (aka without pencil and paper) would be really useful.
This is not a gaming site advertisement, just trying to see what interest card players might have for a nifty phone application!
vin
i HATE U
card games are my favorite past time when not surfing the net “
I have created my own unique card game called “Determinism”:
http://trickslattery.wordpress.com/2012/03/25/determinism-the-card-game-a-card-game-original/
Hoping people try it out. 2 to 4 players 😉
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These are awesome! I was trying to explain canasta to my Portuguese fiancé because i remember my grandmother playing it with her old lady friends